Transformers: War for Cybertron

After spending a good deal of my summer playing Phoenix Wright games and Demon’s Souls, I was rearing for something a little more..exciting. More fast-paced, that is. Basically, I was looking for a new shooter to toy around with. I looked to War for Cybertron for this, hoping for basically Gears of War, with robots. Instead I got a fairly run of the mill run n’ gun game.

War for Cybertron takes place entirely on the titular characters’ home planet Cybertron, and robots exclusively make up the cast. No humans allowed here. As its subtitle suggests, there’s a war going on. A war between the Autobots, defenders of freedom and all that is right, and the Decepticons, a group bent on basically taking over the world (and beyond). Sometimes they try to justify their actions, but they really are just the bad guys. Each faction has its share of notable soldiers among its rank, from the cunning Starscream to the super-strong Ironhide. The Autobots are led by Optimus Prime, who’s probably what you would get if humility, wisdom, and a fierce sense of responsibility got together and took on a physical form. The Decepticons are led by Megatron, who’s what you’d get if cruelty, ambition and raw determination could do the same thing. But this is the most basic of information. You don’t have to be a fan of Transformers to know about the timeless rivalry between Optimus and Megatron.

The game’s story is split into two campaigns; one where you play as the Decepticons, and one where you play as the Autobots. Chronologically speaking, the Decepticon campaign comes first, portraying Megatron as he finally gains an advantage in the war using Dark Energon. The Autobot campaign starts after the fall of Omega Supreme, their greatest ally. Optimus (not yet elected to Prime status) is scrambling together what’s left of the Autobot forces and manages to organize an effective counter attack. All this while meanwhile, the war is taking a heavy toll on the planet itself.

Gameplay in War for Cybertron isn’t a particularly technical affair. Each mission features three characters who will carry out that chapter, and you’ll get to choose which of the three to play as, while the other two are AI-controlled (or human controlled if you’re playing online co-op). For example, most of missions in either campaign feature the factions’ respective leaders, Megatron or Optimus, taking part, along with two of their trusted allies.

All of the playable characters are separated into a set of classes, including Leaders, Soldiers, Scientists, and Scouts. A character’s class generally determines what it transforms into, and also characters in the same class tend to share similar abilities and weapons. Optimus, for example, is of the Leader class, transforms into a truck, and always has his powerful Ion Blaster (basically a giant gatling gun) with him. His secondary ability lets him set up an AoE that buffs nearby allies’ attack power. Bumblebee is a Scout; he transforms into a car, and has dash abilities.

You can transform just about anytime, anywhere with a click of the left stick. With this, every character has the capacity to carry 3-4 weapons; you can carry two weapons at a time in “bipedal” mode, and vehicles usually have two weapons. For example, Optimus’s truck form has built in rocket launchers, and can also slam into people as its secondary weapon. Since you’re usually faster and a bit more lithe in vehicle mode, this can also act as your “sprint” function.

The thing that perhaps surprised me most about War for Cybertron is the overall simplicity of its gameplay. The character classes throw some variety into the mix, but you’ll probably never feel that under-equipped, regardless of who you choose to play as for any given mission, since there’s usually weapons, ammo and health aplenty, just lying around. You also don’t really take cover; that is to say you can’t stick to walls or objects, or manually crouch or duck. The health system is the same one used in the first Resistance game: your health is split into four sections, and will regenerate up to one of those sections. Once you lose 25% of your health, it won’t regenerate beyond 75%, without the use of a health pickup.

Other than the slightly unique health system, and the fact that you can’t take cover, the game plays like any other 3rd person shooter. You shoot at bad guys, reload when you need to, switch weapons often, and occasionally toss a grenade or three. Since there’s no cover and you can transform on the dime though, you are moving around much more than in the average TPS.

The graphics range from okay to good. Sometimes you’ll notice some nice motion blur and lighting effects, but bland textures, even blander environments, and some crude object models stick out more often. The Decepticon campaign in particular features one of the worst color palettes I’ve ever seen; most of the environments are a pasty blend of gray and purple. The Autobot campaign isn’t much better, but at least generally lighter environments make things feel a bit less..oppressive, maybe? I will say that transformation animations are a treat, though, and do contribute to the feel of the game in a good way.

Audio isn’t too bad either. I can’t remember single one of the BGMs from the game though, so if nothing else they must not have been anything more than serviceable. All of the characters are well-voiced though, and the dialogue is enjoyable, if incredibly cheesy at times. But what do you expect from a game based on a series that’s been around since the 80’s?

Is Transformers an amazing game? Nope. Is it fun to play? Sure. I had a fun time with it, regardless of any issues I may have mentioned above. As for replay value..well, there’s 3-player online co-op for the campaign, and competitive online multiplayer. I don’t really see it as a game I’d be coming back to again and again, though. I didn’t even touch the multiplayer, so I don’t think it’d be fair to give this game a rating.

Bayonetta

My game intake has gone down a bit lately, as I patiently wait for Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood to come out. I've been taking this small break to catch up on some slightly older games. I tried Super Mario Galaxy 2 but man was that game boring. Suddenly all those 9.5+ reviews, even as a 1st-party, flagship Mario game, seem like a whole lotta fluff. But that's me.

Anyway, I've had the demo for Bayonetta sitting on my PS3 since it first came up for download back in..January, was it? Why? Because I enjoyed it.

Do I still enjoy it now that I have the whole game..?

Eh. Not as much as I thought. But that's not to say it's bad.

First of all, Bayonetta is a very odd game. It is an action game in the same vein as Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry, but it's wrapped around a number of quirky design choices, unique game elements, and a story that's more trouble to follow than it's probably worth.

Let's start with the main character, depicted on the box art. Bayonetta is a witch. The last of her kind, in fact. The game takes place in a psuedo-real world setting. The background is this: a long, long time ago there were two factions: the Umbra Witches and the Lumen Sages (essentially witches and angels). These two factions warred with each other, and the Umbra Witches nearly won, if not for the interference of the humans, who worshipped the Lumen Sages. Thus began the notorious witch hunts, which ended with that faction being near-obliterated.

Back to Bayonetta. She's a pretty eccentric person. Her outfit, though modest under normal circumstances, is made up mostly of her hair, which she uses when casting powerful spells. Thus, the more Bayonetta fights, the more of her hair she uses, and the more..ah, revealing her outfit becomes. At full power she's pretty much nekkid, with convenient swirls blocking view of the delicates (sorta like Naruto's sexy jutsu). Nearly everything Bayonetta does tends have some sexual connotations, from her love for lollipops, to her posture and style of movement (hoo boy), even to her choice of words, both in and out of battle. "Do you want to touch me?" she says during one of her taunts.

Somehow, this doesn't really translate to awkward moments for the player; just amusement and sometimes downright hilarity. Like for example, when Bayonetta meets an enemy pretending to be her doppelganger, what's her first reaction? A dance-off, complete with minor pyrotechnics, and camera angles where they probably shouldn't be. Ohhh, yes. I have to say, Bayonetta's probably one of the funnest characters I've seen in a while. It's a little like playing as, say, Viewtiful Joe. But even Joe ain't got nothing on Bayonetta when it comes to pure style and personality.

Though you'll be able to pick up a handful of other weapons as you play through the game, Bayonetta's armaments of choice are a set of four pistols. One for each hand, and one strapped to each heel. Using her feet as weapons, you know her fighting style is going to have an acrobatic flair to it. That's not all, though. Her eccentricity translates into her attacks, such the move "Breakdance", which has her rolling into a Windmill dance move, while continuously firing her feet guns.

Now let's talk more about the combat system. Whatever your thoughts may be regarding the story, characters, or presentation, this is where the meat of the game is. There's a tiny bit of puzzles and platforming, but in pretty much every new area you walk into, you can expect a fight. Enemies that used to be bosses become commonplace, often bringing their buddies with them, and often you'll find yourself wondering "where the heck did all the mooks go?". These guys are the mooks.

Though the combat elements are easy enough to understand, this is can be a pretty technical game if you want it to be. You have three attack buttons. Square is your guns. You can hold it down to shoot enemies from afar (this is a lot like how you could whip out your gun in DMC games to preserve combos). Triangle and Circle are your standard and slow attacks, respectively. I'll be the first to say I'm really not that great at this game, so often my attacks just devolve into random button mashing. But for the seasoned there's some options. You can finish out any combo with a hale of gunfire just by holding down the button you're attacking with at the moment, and of course there are a vast number of combo strings available to you. Otherwise, Bayonetta finishes most combos by summoning a giant limb from Madame Butterfly (her demon sponsor..?) to smack enemies around. Come to think of it, it's almost like having to memorize strings in a fighter! You can also buy more techniques from the ingame shop.

Bayonetta can't block attacks, but she can dodge them. R2 is your dodge button. If you dodge an attack right before it hits you, you can activate Witch Time for a few moments, which slows down your enemies. When you pull it off consecutively, it feels great. Unfortunately, as you progress in the game, you'll encounter enemies packing moves that won't grant you Witch Time even if dodged (though you'll still get a split-second of slow mo) correctly.

Like in any action game worth its salt, most enemies can also be finished off in a very cinematic fashion. For bosses this happens automatically once they reach a certain threshold. Usually it involves Bayonetta using her hair to summon demonic forces from the netherworld to beat the stuffing out of the weakened foe before dragging them to hell, or reducing them to chunks of meat. For everyone else, you have Torture Attacks, which can be executed with a full magic bar, gained from attacking enemies without getting hurt. Torture attacks are exactly what you might think they are. Bayonetta summons a medieval torture machine such as a guillotine or iron maiden, forces the enemy into the machine, and leaves it there for massive damage. One such attack is used on her afore-mentioned doppelganger. Bayonetta summons a giant wooden horse, and a whip, chains up the enemy in a rather..erotic fashion, plops her onto the horse, and slowly presses the poor gal into the horse with her heel before dealing the final blow. It's great.

Unfortunately, the game isn't very good looking, and suffers from laggy menus and frequent loading screens. I've heard this is pretty much exclusive to the PS3 version, and it was even worse before the patch which lets you install the game to ease the problem. Fortunately, at least the load screens are fully playable, letting you practice your moves.

Audio in this game is actually pretty good. The soundtrack is mostly composed of jazzy tunes you'd expect to maybe hear in a Sly Cooper game or something. The dialogue is amusing, to say the least, even when it doesn't appear to make much sense.

Furthermore, this is a hard game. I've been playing through on normal, and the point I'm at I tend to die pretty much at every other boss battle. For casuals (like myself), there's Easy and even Very Easy, both of which have varying amounts of automatic gameplay involved, and also supposedly some higher difficulties (I wouldn't know, I haven't beaten the game yet).

I'm not sure I explicitly mentioned it, but this game is over the top, and random at times. From the prologue, which begins with two women making a last stand against a hoard of angels, on top of a chunk of falling stone as it plummets to the bottom of a canyon, to such things as one character running from pursuing authorities, only to stop and flirt with a girl, fall over in the process, get up, continue flirting, and then run away, and another instance where Bayonetta escapes a raging wave of a lava by grabbing a nearby angel and surfing on top of it. And then there's the random biking segment. Like I said, this is a pretty odd game.

Replay value is probably off the charts if you're the sort who's patient enough to sit down and really get to know the game's combat system. This is a pretty long game, and you get a ranking not only at the end of each chapter, but at the end of nearly every fight. Plus there's multiple difficulties, and a lot of unlockables. Again, it's sorta like a fighting game, where the replay value is definitely there, but only for those who really enjoy this sort of thing.

Overall, a 7.5/10

The Demons of Demon's Souls

I've been playing a whole lot of Demon's Souls lately. But at the time, I've been sorta bored.

So, for no particular reason, I'm gonna write about my experience fighting each Demon in the game. I'll update it as I feel like it. Disclaimer: I've gotten through the entire game thus far with lv6 Magic (meaning I haven't cast a single spell), so I probably won't have much to say regarding magic strategies. The general consensus though is that you'll do fine as long as you can keep your distance. This is easier with some bosses (Phalanx, Tower Knight, etc) and much harder with others (Flamelurker, Penetrator)

World 1: Boletaria

Compared to other worlds in the game, Boletaria's actually a pretty friendly place, which is fitting since it is the setting of the first level. The most consistent threats here are enemies that like to ambush you, be it from behind, from the shadows, or when you walk around a corner. Proceed with caution, and you'll be just fine.

Boss 1: Phalanx

You have to beat Phalanx to get access to the rest of the game, so it's a good thing he's a pushover. Remember those black slime thingies that like to hit you spears and have shields for faces? You'll be fighting basically a horde of those. Phalanx is a giant, harmless mound of sludge that is covered by the smaller spear toting slimes (his name is actually quite fitting, thus). The arena you fight him in is very large, and has pillars you can duck behind for cover, so take your time, and retreat when you need to. The real fight here isn't against Phalanx, but against his numerous bodyguards. This fight is an absolute breeze with magic and/or firebombs and turpentine, but if you decide to go without, it still won't be hard, I promise. Just don't let yourself get surrounded, because it's not impossible to be overwhelmed if too many of the slimes get a lock on with their attacks.

Boss 2: Tower Knight

The Tower Knight is a huge step up from Phalanx, that's for sure. As soon as the battle begins, run right past the big guy and toward one of the staircases on the right or left (you really can't miss them). There will be a crossbow soldier at the top, ignore him. At this distance the Tower Knight will be preparing his long range attack, which will do significant damage if it hits.

Run into the room right beside the crossbow soldier, and catch your breath (this is a completely safe zone). When you're ready, dart back and slay the guy you ignored before, then turn around and continue to kill each of the guys along the wall, while being careful not to get hit by the TW's magic attack. Try to kill them in one hit, because there's a very good chance your first attack will knock them off the edge. If the fall doesn't kill them, they could be a nuisance later (you don't want to have to deal with them on the ground). Work your way around and kill all of the cross bow soldiers. If you're a magic user, if you time your cast correctly, you should be able to hit the Tower Knight in the head and kill him that way. Melee users will have to get up close and personal. Try to make sure the Tower Knight isn't standing right up against a wall when it comes time to fight him directly. It can make spacing difficult. If he is, go stand as close to him as you can on the wall, and he'll eventually leap backward, placing him closer to the middle. When you're ready, dart down the stairs and make a beeline for him. If you catch him as he is finishing up the attack animation for his long-range attack, he'll likely switch to close range attacks; in other words, he'll try to crush you with his shield. Get behind him as fast as you can, and start slashing at his heels. Meanwhile he will stomp, smash his shield on the ground, and leap backwards, all in an effort to turn the tables. If you find yourself suddenly standing in front of him, retreat a good distance, then come back in. Decently timed rolls can dodge his long range attacks and lance thrusts. If you get too tenacious, you may get a shield bash to the face. Once you hit both his heels enough, he'll fall on his back. Be sure not to get crushed by his body when this happens. Run around to his head as fast as you can and get slashing. A magic weapon (such as the Crescent Falchion +1 in 4-1) will likely finish him in one combo. Otherwise, he'll soon get back up. Hit his heels again until he falls, rinse and repeat. There's very little room for error during this fight, so don't feel too bad if you slip up just once and find yourself crushed under his shield.

Boss 3: Penetrator

If you're fighting Penetrator without Biorr at your side, I have no advice for you, except to keep your distance at all times, and only move in to attack with extreme caution. Otherwise, be sure to free Biorr before going after Penetrator. You'll find the keys to his cell on one of the fat ministers (the dudes who throw fireballs) in the level. Biorr's cell door is located in the room right before the Tower Knight arena (near the two blue knights), opposite of the stairs leading up to the crossbow soldiers. He is guarded by a minister. Free him, and he'll appear in the Nexus. Now, when you go to fight Penetrator, he'll appear to help you out. Biorr does a decent bit of damage, but what makes him most useful is that he draws Penetrator's attention quite easily with hits Greatsword. But even Biorr can only take so many hits before he falls, so don't lollygag. Add in hits of your own however and whenever you can, but watch out for the Penetrator's wide sweeping attacks. Try not to let Biorr die, as he'll return to help you out in later battles.

World 2: Stonefang Mines

The Stonefang Mines aren't too bad, if you proceed with caution. Many areas are darkly lit though, and there are a lot of side routes that can lead to your destruction. Most of the enemies here have pretty thick natural armor, and will shrug off many of your attacks with ease, while dishing out their own. For the miners in particular (sluggish dudes that are usually hunched over doing something until they notice you), bring a piercing weapon, like a spear, use magic.

Boss 1: Armor Spider

Like all other bosses in world 2, the key to beating the Armor Spider is patience. If you have a large shield like the Purple Flame Shield (or even the Steel Shield you can find in 2-1), this shouldn't be an ordeal. I recommend heavy armor for this encounter. As soon as the battle begins, run up to the boss with your shield raised. His first attacks will likely either be spewing fireballs at you or web. The web will slow you down, but don't panic; continue your advance. At close range, the spider will start striking at you with its limbs. Stand right in the middle, staring it right in the face. The spider has two melee attacks. One is a sideways strike; relatively harmless, just stand and block it. The other is a downward lunge with both its front limbs. If you're standing in the middle, in front of its face like I told you to, this attack will miss you entirely. After this attack, the boss will sit there for a few seconds staring into space. This is your cue to strike. Occasionally you'll see it rear up and its mouth will start glowing with flames. Turn around, and RUN AWAY. The armor spider is about to spray most of the arena with a continuous flamethrower attack. Run all the way back to the fog gate and hug the wall, and wait for the fire to subside, then advance once more. The key to this strategy is absorbing every single attack it throws at you with your shield, attacking when you can, and running when it's getting ready to fry you. If you follow these instructions carefully, the Armor Spider won't be a problem.

Boss 2: Flamelurker

Other than the Tower Knight, Flamelurker's probably been the hardest boss in the game for me thus far, simply because there's no methodical way to beat him, and he can destroy you in just one or two hits. Once again, don't get too eager, or this guy will smash you into oblivion. There's a couple ways to approach Flamelurker (legitimately, that is). Magic users can try keeping their distance and loosing off soul arrows and whatnot, but Flamelurker is a tenacious combatant, and will constantly try to close the distance. It's important to note that, like some other bosses in the game, Flamelurker won't attack you until you approach him, so if you have any last-minute enchanting to do or items to consume, do so before you run forwards. Having beaten him twice, I used two different equipment methods to beat Flamelurker, but both of them involved a lot of shielding. Whatever you do, avoid sustaining a hit from him. Block it if you have to, dodge it if you can. He attacks too frequently for turtling to be an effective strategy (each hit was worth about 70% of my stamina). All I can say is, try to get in one or two hits when you can, and never let up on your defense. At around 30% health this guy gets angry, and gets even more relentless. This is when things can get very tricky. He has only a couple attacks, but all of them are devastating. The normal one is a quick swipe. It's his weakest attack (but still does a lot of damage), and can be safely blocked. He'll also swipe downwards, creating a small but substantial explosion. This becomes his most frequent attack once his health reaches critical levels, and will drain your stamina in just one or two hits. It has a little more build up than his melee swipe though, and, if successfully dodged, gives you a small window of opportunity to counter attack or grab a breather. He'll also raise both his hands and growl menacingly before slamming down, creating another, more forceful explosion. He often rolls right into this after a one handed explosion swipe, which may break your guard, leaving you open for this one, which will do lethal damage and knock you off your feet if you get hit by it. His final attack is a pounce. He won't start doing it until he's taken some damage, but it has surprisingly little build up, and can be difficult to deal with. If you manage to see it coming, roll forward. I know this may all sound frightening, but trust me when I say that it's very easy to settle into Flamelurker's pace, and if nothing else his attacks will almost never surprise you. The most difficult aspect of the battle is finding opportunities to get in some damage of your own.

How should you prepare yourself for this battle? If you feel confident in your ability to roll out of harm's way, go for some light armor and do what you do best (but still use a heavy shield). For the rest of us, stock up on flame-retardant equipment. The Purple Flame Shield is a must if you have it. Otherwise, the Steel Shield will do just fine, though prepare to take a little more damage per hit. As for armor, if you're not going light, you might as well go as heavy as possible. The ultimate armor for this fight is probably the Brushwood set guarded by Miralda in 1-1, as it has high fire resistance and damage mitigation. But its extremely heavy, so you might not be able to equip the whole set.

Boss 3: Dragon God

The Dragon God is pretty easy. By the time you get to hit him directly, about 90% of his health will be gone. But to make the fight even easier, equip a Thief Ring. Right after the Flamelurker archstone, there's a long hallway. Run past that hallway and you'll meet the Dragon God. He'll smash the wall in front of you, but don't worry, he can't hit you unless you're standing on the edge. The path ends in a "T". If you have Pure White World Tendency, there's a real cool sword waiting for you towards the left. It's not going anywhere though, so unless you're afraid of dying in body form and losing your PW tendency, I wouldn't take the unnecessary risk of going to fetch it just yet. Instead, go right, and hide behind a pillar. You'll see some debris blocking your way. With a bit of jerry-rigging with the aim (aim with a bow first), magic users can safely break apart most of these barriers from the safety of cover. Melee users once again get the short end of the stick, but don't worry. There are two things to pay attention to regarding the Dragon God: his eyes and his roar. If his eyes are yellow, he doesn't know where you are. If his eyes are red, take cover until they turn yellow again. If you dont have time to look for his eyes, listen for him to roar. When you dash out of cover to start hacking up a pile of debris, you'll hear him start hollerin' after a second or two (it takes him slightly longer to find you if you have a Thief Ring equipped), which is your cue to get back to safety. Keep progressing and you'll get to a machine with a blue glowing stripe. Push X near it to fire a huge spear at the Dragon God, taking about 45% of his health. He'll smash a nearby area in pain, revealing a staircase you can descend, to a path that will take you to the next machine. Fire that one and he'll be almost down, completely docile. To finish him off you have to hit the large white horn sticking out of his chin. If you go melee, the only thing you'll have to worry about is his panting; each exhale is hot enough to do damage. Magic and bow users can play it safe and just snipe him to end the battle. An easy silver trophy.

World 3: Tower of Latria



The Tower of Latria is a dreary place, to be sure.  Though there are some enemies here that you'll want to be weary of (such as the squid guards), for the most part they are pushovers.  Instead the world relies more on puzzles and tricks to get in your way, making it perhaps the most like a typical Zelda dungeon; you'll navigate labyrinthine passages in search of keys and switches to open doors and clear obstacles, and face bosses who aren't what they initially seem.  Patience and logic here will go farther than combat prowess.

Boss 1: Fool's Idol

Before you take on Fool's Idol, there's someone else that you need to kill. Behind the arrow ballista (that giant machine that you can turn off), there's a doorway leading to a staircase spiraling up a narrow tower. Follow the staircase and the long upper path following it into the chapel, where you'll meet another dregling. He has a harmless enough disposition, and swears not to get in your way. But obviously he's up to magical shenanigans, if the glowing runes on the wall and floor are anything to go by. Kill him. If you don't he'll revive the boss over and over again until you do kill him.

Fool's Idol is a breath of fresh air compared to many other obstacles you'll encounter in the game. For one thing, she probably won't even bat an eyelash at you until you either get right up in her face or start up a ruckus with the mooks stumbling around. Speaking of the dreglings, I wouldn't suggest devoting too much of your attention to them. They're barely aggressive, and easy to avoid. If you want to get the boss's attention and get this battle underway, while also grabbing a unique weapon, run around behind the shrine the boss is sitting on, and you'll find the Baby's Nail.

Fool's Idol's primary attack is a cast of Soul Arrow (or is it Soul Ray? I'm not a magician, so I don't know). It does hefty damage, but it shouldn't kill you in one hit. After you've done some damage, she'll make illusory clones of herself. Only one of them is the real boss, but all of them are capable of hurting you and taking a hit or two before vanishing. An easy way to tell is by looking at their attacks. The clones shoot puny little magic bullets. The boss still casts Soul Ray. I've heard the grunts will also gesture towards the real boss, though I didn't think to pay attention to this.

You may notice some glowing spots on the ground sometimes. This is Fool's Idol setting up a paralysis trap. The spots will glow momentarily, then disappear, but the trap is still active. If you step on them, you'll be stunned for a bit, leaving you vulnerable to some punisment (you'll be familiar with this if you've ever had an assault on a squidhead guard go awry). Melee players can end this battle pretty quickly, just be sure to make a note of where the paralysis traps are, and avoid them. There are stone columns you can hide behind for cover if you prefer a ranged strategy. The only thing you need to look out for is the placing of the clones. They're usually widely positioned, meaning hiding from one may leave your back open to another. Just be wary of this, and you'll be okay.

To get Fool's Idol's soul, and return to the Nexus via the 3-2 archstone, approach the alter after beating the boss (assuming she isnt about to revived by that one mook). A cutscene will ensue. Follow the stairs upward and grab your prize.

Boss 2: Maneater

When you arrive in Maneater's arena, the first thing you'll see is a pair of green glowing eyes feverishly making their way to you.  Don't worry, it's just the boss.  But you don't want to fight him where you are; the walkway is too narrow.  Instead, make your way to the large torch, surrounded by a circular platform.  Here is where I made my stand.  Maneater is not very difficult.  He has a live snake for a tail that contributes to some of his attacks though, so it may be a good idea to target that and kill it.  I decided to focus on the boss himself.  Maneater has a few melee attacks.  The dangerous one is a fast and hard shoulder charge that will knock you some distance if he catches you fullbore with it.  The attack itself doesn't do much, but chances are it will leave you uncomfortably close to the edge of the platform.  The first time I fought Maneater, the battle was over in less than a minute because I chose to meet him on the walkway, and was knocked into the abyss.  Other attacks are various ground pounds.  I'd recommend trying to block them rather than rolling out of the way, since you have precious little real estate to work with.  Block his attacks and return in kind, backing away to heal when you need to.  Heavy armor is useful for weathering this fight.


Soon enough another Maneater will appear in the area.  If you haven't killed the first one yet (which is extremely difficult to do), you'll have to fight them both.  Hopefully you'll be at least close to finishing off the first one though; concentrate on killing that one ASAP, because fighting them both at the same time is no easy thing.  Like the gargoyles in the rest of the stage, Maneater will often take flight.  Sometimes it will attack from a distance while flying, so don't let your guard down.

Boss 3: Old Monk

Like pretty much every other 3rd stage of a world, the Old Monk's stomping grounds are quite small.  You'll go up a long winding staircase, encountering several of those centipede things from 3-2, and two black phantom squid guards.  Note that these enemies are a little toucher than their counterparts in other parts of the world.  The Old Monk is extremely unique in that it will try to force a taste of PvP down your throat.  As you fight your way up the stairs, the game is working on summoning another player to your world as a black phantom, to wait in the boss arena and serve as your final adversary in world 3.  You'll know it has succeeded in this task when you get the message "______ has invaded your world!" (the typical black phantom arrival message).  At the top of the stairs you'll encounter a fog gate to the boss arena.  Given the intended nature of this battle, there's no one strategy to keep in mind.  Remember that the player is just like you, meaning that he/she can heal themselves using grasses and abilities, and has limited MP and stamina.  Their health bar will of course be that of the Old Monk's.  The only tip I have is to run or roll forward as soon as you enter the fog gate.  It's very common for players to lie in wait right beside the entrance and start swinging as soon as their opponent enters.  I know, because I did that too.  Furthermore, the player is aided by several little orbs that will appear around them and fire at you autonomously.  What I like to do, both as the boss and the player fighting him/her (since you can play both roles), is use the Dragon Bone Smasher found in 2-3.  There are few enemies that can block it without being knocked away, and fewer players that can do so, I suspect.  One swing of that blade will, if nothing else shatter their guard, or best yet, take a sizable portion out of their health.  It's slow and easy to avoid however, and especially annoying to use in laggier situations.


If all the players you get seem to be kicking your butt, you can try playing offline, in which case the game generates an AI knight to fight you, who's easier by leaps and bounds.

World 4: Shrine of Storms

Other than world 1, world 4 is really the only area that relies pretty much on the brute strength of the enemies residing there to challenge you.  You will sometimes traverse perilous cliff faces and should watch out for the infrequent (but potent) trap, but for the most part it's the enemies you'll want prepare for.  They're a more reasonable lot than is expected in this game, often awaiting your approach full in the open, but nearly all of them will prove to be some of the trickiest adversaries in the game.  The most common enemies here are skeletons of the silver, gold and black flavors.  Silver ones will roll towards you with with frightening speed and attack tenaciously.  Gold ones wield giant cleavers and are usually found in pairs.  Black skeletons are mini-bosses in their own right.  There are only four of them across the entire world, but all of them are deadly.  For the much of the time spent in this world, you'll also be constantly hounded by flying mantas that will lob giant spears at you from above.

Boss 1: Adjudicator

Adjudicator is a little bit like Vanguard. But overall, the Black Skeleton guarding the entrance to his arena is likely more of a threat than the actual boss is. Despite the fact that where you start, you can't even see Adjudicator because you are above his head, don't be fooled into thinking you're safe. As long as you are on a ledge, he will lash out at you with his long tongue. If you're playing melee, your objective should be to get to the ground level as fast as you can. Try to not stop moving, for risk of getting licked. Once you're at his feet, circle around till you see a bloody spot on his side (there's a broken cleaver sticking out of it). This is the only place you can hit him to any effect; other places are covered by a thick layer of fat that will repel your attacks. If you stick closely to this side, you'll likely have no trouble whatsoever dodging whatever he attempts to throw at you, as the arm on that side is shriveled up and doesn't pose a threat. After striking at his wound enough, he'll fall over. Just like with the Tower Knight, get over to his head and start wacking. Just a note, this battle went very quickly with the Dragon Bone Smasher.

Boss 2: Old Hero

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Boss 3: Storm King

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World 5: Valley of Defilement

This place is unique in that it's not the enemies, but the environment that will frequently be your undoing. While there are a couple exceptions, most of the enemies are the very definition of pushovers, instead relying on cheap tactics like poison and playing dead to try and gain the upper hand. The Valley of Defilement is said to be a dumping ground for all the garbage filth, and unwanted baby fetuses (you'll encounter plenty of those). It shows. There are literally waterfalls of filth raining down from above. Most of 5-2 and 5-3 is composed of a thick swamp that will quickly infect you with poison and plague as you wade through them. 5-1 is basically a giant abyss that you'll be hoping you don't fall into as you traverse precarious rope bridges, and cheaply built wooden paths built into the cliff sides. Bringing heavy armor would not be a bad idea for this world, as rolling around is not a good idea in 5-1, and downright prohibited in 5-2 and 5-3. Also, bring some way of dealing with poison. Resistant armor and rings will help, but restorative miracles and lotus items will probably take you farther.

Boss 1: Leechmonger

I never really got to examine Leechmonger up close, but he appears to be a giant wriggling mass of leeches. All the hints point towards it, to be frank. Like with Adjudicator, you'll start the battle way above Leechmonger's head. You can try to get some potshots on him with arrows from quite a distance away, but he'll just regenerate. But arrows and/or magic are still the safest way to take this guy down. You'll need to descend until you're much closer to the ground (but still at or above his head). By this point he'll have started shooting leech balls at you. These do fair damage, and cover you in leeches temporarily that will continue to do minimal lasting damage. But overall, this isn't a very painful attack, and as long as you pay attention to your health bar and heal when you need to, you'll be able to take this guy down real easy with a few arrows or magic (I recommend fire magic, or what I used: the lava bow). I don't have specific advice for melee people, but I don't imagine it would have been that much harder. Leechmonger doesn't seem to be a very hard hitter.

Boss 2: Dirty Colossus

Though he may seem intimidating from a distance, but the Dirty Colossus is really just a big softy, almost any way you spin it. He fights a lot like Vanguard, except he's even easier to dodge. His main attacks will be swinging at you with his arms, and rapid-shooting flea balls at you, which do lasting damage, like Leechmonger's leech balls.

Boss 3: Maiden Astrea

There are a couple ways to approach this battle. Maiden Astraea herself isn't much of a threat. The threat comes from two things. First, just as you've come expect from this world, the swamp she calls home is deadly. It's slightly different in that you'll catch disease--not poison--almost as soon as you dip your toe in it. It's also home to a number of plague babies (the aforementioned unwanted baby fetuses). I would not under any circumstances recommend trying to take them on in melee. They're faster than you, and will very quickly surround and overwhelm you; all with disease nipping at your ankles. Your other, more prevalent threat is Astraea's guardian, Garl Vinland. He's a fully armored knight, and won't go down easily if you try to fight him fairly. That's why I used my Dragon Bone Smasher to continually send him flying until he was defeated. If you can defeat Garl Vinland, Maiden Astraea will surrender, giving her Demon Soul to you and committing suicide.

Metroid: Other M

I've never been a huge fan of Metroid games. I liked Metroid Prime 3, and have played Fusion and and the first Metroid Prime..but, in those games, when it hit me how nonlinear they were, I found the scope of the games to be a little overwhelming.

But, as is part of its draw, Metroid: Other M is drastically different from the rest of the series. First of all, the game actually features a fully voiced story sitting front and center. Second, it's quite linear. Two things that the Metroid series are definitely a stranger to.

Metroid: Other M's story is that of Samus's past. It starts right after Super Metroid (I think that's the one?), featuring an epic CG cutscene of the baby Metroid sacrificing itself to give Samus the power to end Mother Brain. Returning to Galactic Federation headquarters, Samus reports the results of her mission, and then sets out once again. She receives a mysterious distress signal however, coming from what appears to be a giant, abandoned Galactic Federation research vessel known as the Bottle Ship. There she soon makes contact with a squad of GF marines, there on a mission of their own. The squad is led by Adam Malkovich, who was Samus' commander during her days in the military.

While there is a story here full of foreshadowing, twists and turns, that's all just an excuse to portray Samus's interactions with Adam, which in turn allows the game to spend a lot of time talking her past, consequently fleshing her out as a character. Samus has always been seen as the stoic type, a hardened combatant who does what she needs to to get the job done. That persona is shed here, for better or for worse, revealing the person under the battle armor.

Other M is still mostly a Metroid game, though. Stages still range from natural alien environments (courtesy of advanced holo projectors) to dark, deserted space ship corridors. You're still saving and having your health refilled exclusively at save/map stations. And you're still eliminating alien monsters with extreme prejudice.

But there are a number of things different, too. First and foremost is view point. Most of the time the game is in 3rd person view, where you control the game via the Wiimote, held sideways. The camera is fixed, but moves on its own frequently to provide better (and definitely more cinematic) views of the action. Kinda like in Sonic Unleashed, the camera also often switches to a 2D perspective, which is pretty cool in my book.

In 3rd person, Samus auto-aims her cannon at the closest enemy she's facing, which works well for the most part. But for those times when you want to aim at a specific part of an enemy's body, or look around your environment for clues (which you'll be forced to do occasionally), you can point the Wiimote's IR sensor at the screen to go into 1st person mode. Depending on your position relative to that of the Sensor Bar, this can and will take getting used to doing on the fly, and even with practice it's still not something you'll feel comfortable doing in the heat of combat. Also, you can't move while aiming.

Speaking of combat, it's probably the highlight of the game. Combat in Metroid: Other M is a fairly simple affair, but it's fast-paced and fluid. As mentioned previously, Samus will do the aiming for you in 3rd-person mode, so your focus is on keeping her out of danger, and finishing the enemies off. Samus can use her back thrusters to dodge attacks by tapping a direction right before one connects. This will usually activate a split-second of slow-mo, and also give you the opportunity to immediately loose off a fully-charged power beam shot, which normally takes several seconds to charge. Nearly every enemy in the game can function as a sub-boss; meaning they can kill you in a surprisingly small number of hits. So this dodge function is an integral part of staying alive. Most enemies can also be finished off with cinematic flair, once they hit a certain damage threshold. One such finisher has Samus tackling her foe, with the two them rolling across the ground ending with Samus on top pinning it, and loosing off a charged blast. Another involves Samus headlocking an enemy and finishing it from there. For once, full-fledged bosses aren't the only ones that get cutscene-quality finishers. This is definitely a cool thing.

What's not cool, however, is the way Samus acquires upgrades to her suit throughout the game. The game makes it clear that Adam is special to her, serving as a father figure of sorts. Which is why, out of respect for him and his team, Samus basically shuts off all of her weaponry acquired throughout Super Metroid except for her basic power beam and morph ball bomb. She only enables them once more as Adam gives her permission to. This is all fine and good I guess, until you get to some scenarios where you have to wonder how silly Samus's devotion to this policy can be. The notorious example is where you first enter a gigantic cave filled with lava. The place is so hot that without her Varia Suit functions activated, Samus gradually loses health as she runs through it. Does Adam not care enough for her health to immediately grant her access to her Varia Suit's heat shield? Does Samus not care enough about her health to grant herself access? Who knows? We all understand this was done for the sake of difficulty pacing and such, but sometimes it gets absurd.

When you're not wrestling enemies to ground or listening to Samus reminisce about the past, you're running toward your next objective. Though it doesn't feel like this, you really are usually just running from point A to B, then when you reach B, the route to C is revealed, and you run towards that. And so it goes. Uncharacteristic of an adventure game, there's not really much in the way of puzzles in Other M. The only things stopping you from getting somewhere are usually enemies, or a path that can only be traveled using equipment you aren't yet authorized to use. Perhaps as result, this is a pretty short game. I don't have any real statistics for you, but I beat it after one day and one evening of play, and that was with some hunting around for extra missiles and energy tanks. After you beat it, there's not a whole lot of reason to back, except for the usual collectible upgrades. There is a neat video gallery though, where you can watch all of the cutscenes unlocked thus far, and also watch all of them compiled into a 2-hour movie presentation.

The voice acting in Metroid: Other M ranges from cheesy to so-so. Samus's voice acting in particular isn't..quite what I might have expected, but your mileage may vary. The BGMs are serviceable, and do help the environments achieve the mood they may be aiming for. Overall, the audio in Metroid: Other M is really nothing special, but certainly not a bad thing.

The graphics aren't bad either, though most of the character models have a "pasty" design to them, with some looking like they were sculpted out of Play-Doh, or something. I dunno, I'm used to the graphics on PS3, 360 and PC, so it's difficult to comment fairly on the quality of graphics in Wii games. Basically, the graphics don't detract from the experience.

Overall, Metroid: Other M is an interesting game, and was very fun while it lasted. However, it did make me realize something. Samus has always been a cool character. The game's promise to expand on her personality sounded cool on paper, but now I wonder if I may have preferred to continue on just thinking of her as the mysterious and stoic intergalactic bounty hunter she's always previously been portrayed as. Food for thought. As for my rating of the game? A 7.5/10.

Demon's Souls

Demon's Souls is not a typical game. You probably heard as much. Basically, it's a game will beat you over the head with a hammer until you either flee in terror or grab it by the horns and wrestle it to the ground. Christ, this game is hard.

Demon's Soul's is set in the fictional kingdom of Boletaria. Now you see, Boletaria's having a bit of a problem. That is, it's being overtaken by a curse of sorts, which is bringing demons into the land, who in turn are stealing people's souls. The soulless husks that remain hunt down the living and kill them too. In another words, you should definitely cross Boletaria off your list of places to visit. But the curse won't stop at Boletaria. It will eventually wrap the entire world in its embrace.

Here's where you come in. Or rather, where you would have, if Demon's Souls was a happier game. Pressing "New Game" from the main menu lets you pick a class and customize your character's physical traits (it's actually surprisingly extensive). Your class determines your starting equipment and stats.

Unlike the many other heroes who have tried and apparently failed to save Boletaria (and indeed, the entire world) from the evil, you're here to end the curse. Unfortunately, you're not quite as a badass as you think you are. The tutorial, should you choose to complete it, ends with you facing off against a boss twice your size who can slaughter you in a single hit. Naturally, you die (unless you ARE as badass as you thought, and manage to slay him, in which case your life is instead ended via a swiftly delivered claw to the face from a dragon). Your soul is tied to the Nexus, a spiritual realm.

The Nexus serves as the game's hub. You can't do much until you beat the game's first boss (who is deceptively easy), but after that you gain access to leveling up, and a few more NPCs appear. In the Nexus you can find a base level blacksmith, Boldwin, who will sell you some basic equipment, and repair or upgrade any that you already have. Tom acts as a storage, and will hold onto any items you don't want weighing you down during your quest. You can also purchase and learn some miracles and spells (heavenly and devilish abilities, respectively). Finally and perhaps most importantly, you'll find the Maiden in Black in the Nexus, an innocent enough young woman who does most of the housekeeping duties, and buff your stats in exchange for an ever-increasing number of souls. If you're playing online (more on that later), you can view leaderboards of the top players in various categories, such as much trophies earned, most souls obtained, etc.

Forming a half circle of sorts in the middle of the Nexus are several archstones; each representing a game world. Demon's Souls is set up in a very straightforward way. Each world is separated into a few stages, which in turn each contain a demon to be slain at the end of each stage.

Generally speaking, the only living things you'll encounter in Demon's Souls will try to kill you at some point, if not at first sight. But there are some NPCs trapped or in peril in some of the stages (you can get glimpses of them during the loading screens) that you can help out for benefits. Sometimes, after being helped they'll end up in the Nexus as merchants of some sort.

Now, Demon's Souls' notorious difficulty comes from a number of things, but I suspect what drives lesser players away most is the amount of repetition forced onto you. Even though it's technically an action game, Demon's Souls is a game that, above all, requires patience.

Souls are a big part of Demon's Souls, as the name would suggest. A lot of people have lost theirs. You lose yours, and will lose it many more times. Enemies lose theirs when slain. You often find them lying around. Demons have them, and you must take them. Souls, souls, souls. But also, they serve not only as currency, but also as EXP points and upgrade components, in the case of demons' souls. Everyone wants, them everyone needs them. As you travel through worlds, slaying all stand in your path, you'll collect varying numbers of souls. If you can get back to the Nexus in one piece, you'll be able to spend those souls on repairs, stat upgrades, and new abilities and equipment. Everything seems to cost an arm and a leg though, so you'll have to be choosy with how many souls you dedicate to what. Will you blow all your stash on a couple stat upgrades, or spend them on much-needed repairs, and beefing up your equipment?

Souls can get you everything you need in this game, but here's the big catch: If you die, you lose all of them. You still keep whatever items you had on you at the time of death, but all your precious souls are dropped. However, there is a single ray of hope. If you fall in battle, you can restart the stage, and try to retrieve your dropped goodies, with no strings attached. But, every time you restart or leave a stage, all the enemies respawn, so depending on far into the stage you died, some players may be saddened to realize they're better off cutting their losses and trying a different stage. Furthermore, if you die, you come back in soul form (you start off in soul form after being slaughtered in the tutorial), which cuts your HP by 50%. If you don't use a certain item to regain your human form, the only way to get back to full fighting form is slay a demon.

You can't store souls, so you will often find yourself faced with a gamble. Here's the scenario. You're standing right in front of the boss gate, with 5,000 souls that you've collected over the course of your progress thus far. You're not confident you can beat whatever awaits beyond the gate, but if you do, you'll get your human form back, and be rewarded a brand-spanking new demon's soul, very valuable. You feel it would be safer to run back to the Nexus and do some spending to prepare, but if you leave you'll have to fight your back through the stage, as the enemies will have respawned. Will you take on the boss and risk losing everything, or run back to the Nexus with your tail in-between your legs?

Now, the mindset that Demon's Souls beats into your skull is the expectation that you will die at some point or another. With this in mind, do you still choose to fight the boss, almost expecting to come out in a body bag? It's foolhardy, and here's where the repetition comes in. Demon's Souls is almost a game of trial and error in this respect. Rushing forward, sword at the ready will most likely get you killed. Enemy ambushes, traps, and bottomless pits await you at nearly every turn, to the point that you learn to never walk into a new area without your shield raised. But similarly, playing Demon's Souls is like gambling, all or nothing. It's all about knowing when to quit, and when to press on. When you devote 45 minutes to a single stage, carefully progressing through it, only to slip up once and die at the very end, losing all your souls, all that time is basically wasted (unless you picked up some nice equipment along the way). The reality of this sinking in is probably what has proved to be the most frustrating aspect of Demon's Souls.

One final wrench thrown into the difficulty is World Tendency. World Tendency, or WT for short can move between Pure White and Pure Black, depending on certain things you do, and can make your life easier or harder. White tendency makes enemies a bit easier, and also makes certain rare items appear. Black tendency causes powerful Black Phantom versions of enemies to appear, though it too offers some opportunities to obtain rare schwag. Both can open up new areas, or cause certain NPCs to appear. Killing demons shifts the world towards white WT, while dying (in physical form, rest assured) or killing certain NPCs will shift it to black.

WT can also be affected when you're playing online. Demon's Souls' multiplayer is a little different from other games. If I could sum up the online aspect of the game in a single word, that word would be "indirect", probably. As you play, you'll likely see three things.

First, you'll see messages on the ground, written by other players. If it's your first time going through a world, it's a good idea to take a look at these, as it's fairly likely that they'll provide valuable insight about what you're up against. For example, the first boss, while not especially difficult by any means, is a push over if you use fire. I was notified of this by a message I encountered as I traveled through the first level.

Second, you'll probably see bloodstains on the ground. When interacted with, they'll replay another player's final moments before being felled by some unseen force. Sometimes this too can be excellent forewarning; like, for example if you see a player's ghost walk across a bridge, only to fall through the bridge to his death, you can surmise that the bridge will collapse if you follow in their footsteps.

Third, you might see ghosts of other players randomly pop in and out of your game. Personally, this scares the crap out of me, especially in dark places when I'm already tense, expecting an ambush around the next corner.

Demon's Souls can be played in both PVP and co-op, but only under certain circumstances. Specifically, to initiate a co-op game you need to be in physical form, and to initiate pvp you need to be in soul form. Early on, you'll receive two stones, the White and Blue Eyestones. If you're in soul form, you can use the Blue stone to drop a marker on the ground soliciting your services. Other players who are in body form will be able to see your marker and, if they haven't yet killed the demon in the given level, summon you to help them kill it. You'll then appear in their game as a Blue Phantom. The White Eyestone can be used by the host to either send away Blue Phantoms, or by Blue Phantoms themselves to return to their world. Encountering a Black Phantom in your game may net you a Black Eyestone. In soul form, you can use this stone to invade another player's game and try to kill them. If you succeed, you regain your body.

That's Demon's Souls' multiplayer, in a nutshell. Atlus has also hosted a few online events in the past which affect your world tendency (like pushing you to Pure Black WT on Halloween).

That's enough talk about the concept. Let's talk a little about about the gameplay. If I didn't mention it earlier, Demon's Souls is an Action-RPG. It takes both sides of this hybrid seriously. You can cast magic, attack with weapons, block, parry, dodge, sprint and roll in real-time, but none of this matters if you don't have the stats to provide for your plan of attack. Under your MP and HP bars sits your Stamina bar. Each swing of the sword, each attack blocked, every second spent sprinting, every dodge roll costs Stamina. Effectively managing stamina is the key to every combat situation. If you go in swords swinging, you'll be too exhausted to block or evade the enemy's retaliation. But likewise, if you turtle up and sit there blocking the whole time, you won't have any stamina to counter-attack.

There are quite a few different weapon types in Demon's Souls. There's bows, magic, swords of varying sizes (from shortswords to greatswords), spears, , shields, halberds, polearms, katanas, rapiers, daggers, and even throwing knives, to name some. Obviously, various weapons have different pros and cons. Large swords are powerful, but slow. Bows and magic require a steady supply of ammo and MP, respectively. You can equip a different weapon in each hand, provided you have sufficient stats to wield both effectively, and also opt to use both hands on your right hand weapon, increasing its attack power by 50%. Personally, I like to use straight swords, either dual wielding them or paired with a shield. But the point I'm getting at here is, you're not lacking options when it comes to methods of dishing out pain.

In terms of visual presentation, Demon's Souls is just okay. The graphics themselves are quite serviceable, but nothing to write home about. The object physics can be a bit wonky, and I've known the game itself to glitch on occasion. Fortunately, the game auto-saves your progress literally all the time, so you can quit whenever you want and not have to worry about losing anything. The load screens are also of reasonable length.

In terms of overall presentation, Demon's Souls strength lies in the delivery of its theme. From the moment you start the game up and are greeted to a CG cutscene that begins with a corpse being carried through the air, and ends with a knight being greeted by a gigantic dragon with two mouths, you know this is not a friendly world. Corpses are everywhere, and you can practically smell death in the air. Most of the environments are darkly lit (thank god for your light crystal), the future never, ever seems to stop looking grim. When you think about it, the air of hopelessness can make you wonder why you're pressing on.

And perhaps here is where Demon's Souls' greatest strength lies. It forces players to find the strength to continue not from the game, but from within themselves (as cheesy as that sounds). The feeling of accomplishment that you get as you remember all the hardship is pretty significant. If that's not it, search me. But Demon's Souls is obviously doing something right if, even after dying at the hands of the Armor Spider demon after an hour spent fighting through the stage to reach it, I still can't wait to have another go at the game. A 8.5/10